queen llama

There is an old legend that tells about a very special llama. His name was Llucky. (there is supposed to be 2 l's if you were wondering) He grew up on a nice llama farm like any normal llama. He was very happy with all his llama friends and brothers and sisters.The farmer man fed him well and groomed him often. And one night, a burglar man snuck onto the farm and headed to the farmer man's house to steal some money.

Llucky did not like the burglar man. So he spit at him. The burglar didn't lik...

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Wouldn't it be awesome if we llamas hosted the ball dropping ceromony thingy on LIVE tv? Well, I wasn't really asking you, I was just like talking to myself.

One of us llamas got to see a llama the other day. Only one of us though cause she didn't know that she was going but she said that if she did, she would of brought us. But we have pictures...idk how to get them on a blog post though....idk if we can even put pictures on here...

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The truth of Christmas is not that Santa has reindeer that magicly pull his sleigh. Flying reindeer? Hahaha thats silly. Santa has flying llamas that pull his sleigh, duh! I have actually seen Santa. You haven't. He actually has flying llamas that pull his sleigh.

What? No, I am not a mental case. Why would you even think that? Thats just as silly as sayig Santa has magical reindeer that pull his sleigh!

You people are weird.
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Queen Llama
beautiful and wealthy
who sits upon the throne with grace
with fur of gold and crown of jewels
whom everyone stops and stares
cause of the power she posesses
and beauty she holds
ears soft and rounded
teeth white and out
smile of red and blush of pink
who takes pity upon the poor
and scowls on whom does not
whose life is like a rose
blossuming into beauty
and no harm may be done
who turns a rainy day
into a fun one
who sings a song loud and clear
with confidence
who we all love
and will spare her ...
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If you are an alpaca, get off this site. If your brother is and you aren't then you can stay. Just don't get the alpacaness. It may be contagious, we have not quite found out and we reeally don't want to find out and risk ourselves. Anyways, we want you to know why NOT to be an alpaca.

• They are only raised for there wool. Sorry alpacas, but its true. Actually, I am not sorry.
• Llamas were once used to guard them back when people were crazy and thought alpacas were worth being guarded but n...

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You may wonder, why do these strange people love llamas so much. Why do they create llama skin its for their phones and laptops? Well you aren't the first to wonder but you will be the first to find out. YOU not your brother.

Why wouldn't we want to be llamas? Explain that to me....exactly, you can't.
Llamas have buck teeth. And something we have in common with llamas (this is one of the many) is that braces is considered torture. Why would anyone want their precious buck teeth gone?
Another thi...

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HEY YOU! YEA YOU! WHO ELSE WOULD I SCREAM AT, YOU'RE BROTHER?! NO YOU!!!!!!!

OK, so Llamamama put the email in wrong. The real email for us is llamasfarms@yahoo.com please email us what you think about this website. Thanks!

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Hey llama friends! Don't walk away from me, Don't you want to here some llama songs and llama quotes? Of course you do, who wouldn't, your brother?

SONGS
Free llama
llama, llama, riding free
 on a boat through the sea
when we see those alpacas up high
 we hit them with some pie!

Happy llama (we have handmotions for this song)
happy llama
sad llama
mentally retarded llama
super llama,
drama llama,
big fat mama llama,
moose,
camel
fish,
LLAMA RAY!!!!

llama llama duck
here's a llama
there's a llama
and another lit...
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HEY YOU! YEA YOU, WHO ELSE WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT, YOUR BROTHER? NOW GET OVER HERE!!! THIS IS EXTREMLY IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!

Hello. Hola. Bonjour. Konichiwa. Wateva. Hey. This website was made for you. DUH you! Who else, your brother? Do you like llamas? If you don't, THEN WHY ARE YOU ON A LLAMA WEBSITE???? Well even if you don't, you will like them after reading this website because this website is awesome and guess wat? so are llamas! Hang on a second, I gotta spit. You know, us llamas have to...

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